This is an post from the olden days – read more about them here.
I found this at work the other day, and couldn’t help buying it…
"Stores anywhere, goes anywhere. Great for home or office."
It is an electric pair of scissors! Someone would have to be pretty bloody lazy if they can’t be bothered using a normal pair of scissors. At least it only cost me two dollars because it was in the discontinued stock area. I wonder why it was there…
what a waste of $2
All right dude! Now we can rule the world with a bloody lazy fist… and scissors, they\’ll help!